We’ve been together for approximately a millennia, and believe it or not, along the way we picked up a set of dishes and a blender! We will be grateful to have the gift of your presence at our nuptial rite.

In lieu of gifts we would be honored by donations to Accelerate Brain Cancer Cure in tribute to Elliot Juren or our dear friend Simon Paszalek. Also donations to cure Progressive Supranuclear Palsy in honor of Barbara Devereux would also be appreciated.

The being said if you still feel an overpowering urge to bestow pleasantries of a monetary nature upon us, we will happily make dazzling use of it in our post nuptial travels. That live sex show in Amsterdam we were on the fence about, or the zipline ride across the Coliseum we’re hoping will be installed by the fall, will instantly get penciled into the itinerary!