1. What does “Dress Code: Cosmic Cowboy mean” ?
This means: cowboy boots, chaps, bedazzled jeans, giant belt buckles, your most over the top western shirt, boleros, bolos, cowboy hats. It can mean Graham Parsons or literally a cowboy from Space, think Funkadelic. The more over the top the better, if thats not your jam, wear what makes you feel comfortable tho you might get forced to were a wacky hat at some point. The weather in October in Texas is completely unpredictable. It could be cold, it could be rainy, but most likely it will still be hot as shit, and most of the festivities are outside so keep that in mind in planning your outfit.
2. Why are you getting married now?
For the party, duh. How else could we get you busy grown ups to take off work and buy a plane ticket to come hang out and drink excessively in the middle of a field in the middle of Texas with all of your best old buds and newfound friends?
That’s right, we pulled the marriage card.